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Please just send me 7 dollars in an envelope instead— carlos famouscrab December 27, Carlos is a famous crab on Twitter. No, I've never heard of him either, but his tweets are such an eclectic mix of funny and bizarre that he's well worth following. Cookie Monster singing Blurred Lines to a tray of gingerbread men. Jocelyn Plums is a fictional character whose tweets are almost always both hilarious and cringe-inducing.

Expect lots of near-the-knuckle LOLs and trolls. Comedy gold, that's what. Interspersed with some necessary housekeeping. Anytime you walk into a Home Depot about a hundred people in there are buying stuff for murders.

Jason Miller delivers sarcastic witticisms that you'll likely never grow tired of. Until you do. At which point you can simply click Unfollow. I hate the way our dog always looks into the camera while he's humping his toy. The Dork delivers tweets aplenty; some will make you laugh out loud, others will make you cringe until you resemble a gargoyle.

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